somefagonyourdash:

perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:

Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time

STOP IT

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theconcealedweapon:

depsidase:

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deerkibble:

captain-price-unofficially:

damnpharos:

saintjosie:

rural-panoptes:

stupid-lemon-eater:

new reaction image

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lux-astralis:

the funniest thing is that they really weren’t the impostor

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pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

in retrospect, this actually got me laid so maybe take notes

l3irdl3rain:

My buddy made this and wanted me to post it for you guys

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anexperimentallife:

sandmandaddy69:

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dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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